I SCREAMED today. I did not believe that it was possible for me to scream (I make fun of the damsel in distress).  What happened was my husband was home and I didn’t know it. I was heading to my room to get ready for the day and he just conveniently popped out of the dark hallway….and I literarily SCREAMED. My heart skipped a beat. What would have been really funny was if I was quick enough to get into self defense mode and do a little bodily damage to the hurtfull area that men have…then tho joke would have been on him instead of me.